If they say to you "you're stupid" say "I know you are, but what am I"?. They will say "You're stupid!" Keep saying "I know you are, but what am I?". This will get them all annoyed at you. Another way to deal with this is to shout stupid back at them and call them something worse. Also say "People who call others stupid are the most STUPID people in the whole world". It worked for me and it probabely will work for you too!!
Learn a foreign language that they don't know and start insulting them in it. Make sure your parents don't know the language. To make it easier, don't only learn bad words, insult, curse words, or curse phrases.
- Speak a foreign language every day, it may be hard to actually learn it, but it sure pays off.
- Or you can just say "Hi, your name is ____" or some other random phrase, and make them think you are insulting them! Then, after they beg you (or tell on you), you can tell them what it really means!
- Another proven method is to call them benevolent, which means nice. After they disagree and you tell them what it really means, continue this a few days, and one day change "benevolent" to "malevolent."
- Make up your own language and start insulting them in it. Make sure it is hard to understand. If they understand it then they can tell your parents.
When they "supposedly" have a boy/girlfriend when they are talking on the phone, get on the other receiver, blow into the mouthpiece, then hang up and runaway!
While they're on the phone with their girlfriend/boyfriend, get on the phone secretly to listen. You may get in trouble, but it's all worth it. Trust me! Hint: when revealing you were listening, say it at a special time. But not too early!
Theres loads more but i did the one where you listen on the phone and talking in a different language! It works and it REALLY annoys them!
Tasha
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